One time in college, I was in the coffee shop when I got a panicked call from my mom. She couldn't figure out why the internet box wouldn't let her read the whole line. She was border-line hysterical, and it took me about ten minutes to figure out what she was talking about, and another five to explain the concept of maximized and minimized windows. It was hell.
I just had a similar conversation with her. It wasn't until I was off the phone that I realized it's been about five years since that college story. I'm getting old.
Happy Birthday, Lisahhhhh!