Despite the Post Below, I Am

So excited!

Are you? Isn't it just enough to make you fit to burst?

I'm jumping up and down, here. (If you feel the earth go a little wonky, it's probably due to my excess 30lbs. Don't worry, I can't keep up this pace for very long.)

I just want to SQUEAL IN JOY. (I typed JOB, but that doesn't make any sense at all, does it? NO!)

So, anybody want to come to my wedding? Because, guess what? YOU ARE ALL TOTALLY INVITED!

Exciting, isn't it?