"Attention Walmart shoppers. The time is now 8:45PM. In accordance with city statute number 42, we can not sell the alcohol after 9PM. Please make your final selections and bring them to the checkouts at this time. Thank you."
You heard that right. The alcohol.
PS: That post from yesterday? Lets just say that I hope that most of the drunken emails I sent out made as much sense as that post, and the one that didn't was sent to Devin. That's all I'm saying about that.
(Sorry again, Devin.)