So last night we were checking the mail, and we'd gotten this huge envelope from a Kevin Noonin and a guy named Brian Somethingicantrememeber. Kevin and Brian had enclosed a return envelope and everything, which I thought was pretty durn odd, because the only other thing in the envelope was a check - for two hundred dollars!
The really strange thing about it is that I have a feeling that this Kevin Noonin character might be Bruce's arch enemy. You see, we don't actually know what his name is, and it's quite possible that he's trying to sabotage us by sending us a seemingly great wedding gift. Obviously, as a superhero, Bruce can't be expected to just cash that check with utter disregard to what sort of trap it might be.
I however, as a superhero's fiancee, find nothing wrong with cashing it. I do agree, however, that it's much more likely that Kevin is his nemesis. After all, who would name their arch-nemesis-son Brian Somethingicantremember? Kevin Noonin is much more probable.
I woke Bruce up to tell him about my dream, and he understood instantly. "You mean my arch nemesis is married to a guy named Brian?"