Here I am, spazzing out with my Best Maid. But if I can't spaz out with her, who can I spaz with? And also, I'm married now, I can spaz all I want, right? Isn't that in a manual somewhere? Right under the section where it says he is allowed to fart in my presence? Why didn't anyone tell me about these magical fun times that come with wedded bliss? WHY?