He: Woo. Kinda drunk.
Me: Wooo indeed!
Me: Java beer?
He: Bo's Vintage Ale... 22%abv
Me: Nice. Have fun.
He: Working on it.
Me: I can't seem to resist telling you to be careful--it must be my old age.
Me: You were supposed to deny that I'm old, cuntface.
He: Sorry, can't hear my phone in the bar, old lady.