Sunday, July 30

FYI

You know how you sometimes see that Crystal Light knockoff when you're cruising the aisles at Walmart? You know how you tried most of the flavors that you thought looked appealing, and decided that Raspberry and Cherry weren't really all they were cracked up to be, and then you decided to stick with the Lemonade and the Grape, because really when it comes down to it, you'd be the kid in the Sunny D commercial at the back who's really going to go for the Purple Stuff when they offer it? Well, there might be some symptoms that come along with your drinking huge quantities of the purple stuff, and I thought I might save you a search on the medical sites to find the answer.

Generic Grape Crystal Light will totally make your poop green.

That is all.

11 comments:

Nads said...

Oddly enough, this makes me want to go out and get Grape flavored generic Crystal Light. Anything to give me a little amusement is good. Now, if you ever find anything to turn poop blue, hook me up. It would totally match my bathroom.

sunny said...

It's pretty neat. You have to drink a lot of it, though.

I'll look into the blue poop. Now that the idea's in my head, I totally want it too. Nothing less will satisfy me.

We could start a flickr group for the blue poop. Wouldn't that be gross.

B said...

When you mentioned the green poop thing, I really kind of hoped that it was something you'd found online...I guess I was very wrong.


although it does clear up a few issues I had earlier this week.

Jess said...

And I thought only huge quantities of veggies did that to a person. I stand corrected.

inediblehulk said...

Hmmm...intriguing. Now if I only knew what Crystal Light was...

I'm guessing it's a kind of that juice that tries to pass itself of as water by being clear. That stuff isn't that bad, might get looking for it. If it's a wine cooler, on the other hand, green poop isn't worth it.

sunny said...

It's a sort of diet Kool-Aid. Kind of. It's a drink mix with the sweetener already mixed in, and the sweetener isn't sugar.

HappyFunBall said...

Hey, it's the Blue Poop Man Group!

SJ said...

it's all about peach tea for me.

sunny said...

See, SJ, I'm not sure if you heard, but I'm not really a fan of tea. Blech. Though I now respect your decision to like tea. Carry on.

happyfunball said...

I don't get a response? After I went to all the trouble of linking and everything.

FINE.

sunny said...

LOL! Perhaps we could form a Green Poop Man Group instead. After all, I'm not exactly expending any energy trying to find something that'd turn my poop blue. Of course, I can't speak for Nads...