In light of a Tertia's recent discussion I thought I'd share a funny story with y'all.
A few months ago* I was talking to my mom on the phone, when I got a sudden urge to "GO!". I went into the office (where Bruce was sitting) and tried to hand him the phone so I could "GO!". He wasn't taking the phone, he was asking too many questions, and by this time I had to "GO! GO! GO!" like a highschool cheerleader on crack, I threw the phone in his lap and said, "TALK TO MY MOM, I HAVE TO POOP!" and ran to the bathroom.
Lisa was fortunate enough to get the same treatment last night. Lucky lucky Lisa.
*I almost prefaced this story with "The other day", because I think anything that happened "The other day" is probably funnier than something that happened "Last Tuesday" or "Six months ago today" because who wants to worry about the timeline? Not I! I want to laugh. Anyway, I almost did that, but then I realized that it would make it seem like I had emergency poop breaks all the fucking time, when it's not true. Just sometimes. Unfortunately, they seem to happen while I'm on the phone. Go figure.