"Oh, my. I'm so pleased you could make it, Aunt Beatrice. It really means so much to us that you were able to get here in time for the wedding... Which side of the family are you from?.. Right, right, it's hard to remember now. Remember, it's tomorrow, on the beach. Do try and make it. If you can't, though, that's OK with us, at least you had time to meet us for a picture... No, really, I understand, they don't let you out much. Well then, just one picture for the family..."
"And cousin Myrtle! We never expected to find you here! It's so amazing, you run into family in the least likely of places. Have you seen Aunt Beatrice? She's just around the corner from you.. you really should go see her sometime. Oh, yes, I know, sometimes it's just so hard to get out of the house. Oh well, a picture then?"