Woooo-eeeeee, folks. I'm so glad no one read anything into that last post of mine before I could get back to y'all. See, thing is, I own two shirts of the same style which I have proclaimed "Pregnant Shirts". This is because anyone who's ever tried them on feels like they are wearing maternity gear, and is always paranoid about it, and asks me if they look pregnant. I am not, in fact, pregnant.
Sorry for any confusion.
Here's a picture of me explaining what I posted and why I wanted a picture to show my wonderful readers to Bruce, as he took the photograph:
You're all jealous of my fashion sense, aren't you? Let us not speak of the multitudinous chins.