22: Hours until I board the plane to Green Bay.
6: Beers I have drunk tonight.
43908: Beers I have drunk in my lifetime.
934: Beers I plan to drink later tonight.
2: Numbers of times I have thought about merry-go-rounds in the past 24 hours.
24: Hours in which I have thought about 2 merry-go-rounds.
1: Time I need to call Lisa, to tell her of my plans to be in Shawano for a week.
43: Times I have reminded myself to call Lisa to tell her of my plans to be in Shawano (March 12-20, 2005).
0: Number of times I have called Lisa to tell her of my plans to be in Shawano tomorrow (for one week).
1: Time I plan to call Lisa regarding above.
7: Times I plan to get drunk in the next week.
98: Beers I intend to drink in the next 8 days.
7: Inappropriate makeout sessions with Bruce in preparation for leaving.
9: Times I plan to have sex with my cordless phone in Wisconsin.
1,000,000: Minutes I will spend missing him with all my heart and soul and genitalia.
8: Minutes until I can call Lisa (free nights and weekends, woo-to-the-HOOO).
978: Ways in which I am a complete retard/dork.
3: Suggestions my mind just gave me for combining the words retard and dork in amusing ways as I typed that.