What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

I got an email from my only paternal cousin today, and just getting it was enough to give me a giant grin. She signed it "your friend", which makes it all the better.

My kitten is growing at an exponential rate. His teeth are growing along with the rest of his body.

I'm going to fly home for the third week in March. I have permission now.

We went to Mac and Pam's house last night and got to hang out for the first time in a few months. All the gang was there, and everyone seemed to have a great time.