The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper:
"By ANDY RUSSELL
A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.
She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in 'excruciating pain'. Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.
The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: 'That's yours.' Doctors were unable to re-attach it.
The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.
After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants. "
Not that it's funny, really. I mean it, it's totally not funny. Unless you count the part where they say "excruciating pain". As though that's something that really needs to be clarified. Not just pain, and not just excruciating pain, it was totally "excruciating pain". I think they should have capitolized it. I believe the men I know would agree that it totally warrants "Excruciating Pain". Or maybe even "EXCRUCIATING PAIN".
Making full use of the "blog this" option today, as you're sure to notice. I'm all up in the "BLOG THIS" today.
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