Please don't use any more euphamisms about female body parts in your songs. This means the songs you do on your own time, and the ones you do with your band. I, for one, don't posses anything I'd ever refer to as either "my hump" or "lovely lady lumps".
I'm also pretty confident that you need to seek a gynaecologist's help with any part of your womanly anatomy that "wanna go down" when someone "come around".
PS: London Bridge? Seriously? You have a part that resembles a this?