Everyone is invited.
Who? Bruce and Sarah!
What? Housewarming party!
Where? Our new duplex! (email for details and directions)
When? Tonight! March 4, 2006. 7ish.
Why? Uh, we like to drink and have company?
Come on over and help us celebrate our new place! BYOB. Please call us if you're able to come and don't know how to get here - we'll guide you down! Just make sure and call early, so we aren't too drunk to give directions.