Thursday, November 3

1000? (Or: Love, The Toilet Princess)

Is it my thousandth post, was it my thousandth post a few months ago? Does anybody know? No? Ok, then, we're going to treat this as though it was the thousandth post. That means little to no content and a scraped together post, just in case you weren't sure.

Crits' blog wasn't there last night. I haven't checked again this morning to make sure it wasn't a glitch, but as of last night, I couldn't see it.

Jess L., it's not a book you need, it's a million hours of free time with which to dick around on the computer and 'trial-and-error' things into your template. I had a million hours, you most likely did not. Let me know if you want me to help you out, like I said, I love making people's templates. It keeps me from dicking around with my own too much.

I'm back home, and nothing has ever felt this good. I was pretty sure I'd never think of Springpatch as my "home" a year ago. It's coming up on my first anniversary of dropping my entire life and moving on the spur of the dime, and I can't believe how well it all turned out. I love my husband more than there are pictures of peoples' cats on the internet, and wherever he is feels like home to me. I've also been listening to an extrordinary amount of country music.

Many harrowing tales to come! OoooOOoohhhhh! Stay tuned for the costume from spooksville! And the evil forces that tried to block my way home! It's a heart-stopping adventure!

I've fixed many a toilet in my day, but today it's something new. My toilet is running (guest bathroom, otherwise known as "the one with toilet paper"), and I know enough to have figured out that the ball isn't rising high enough to shut off the water, but I'm not sure how to get it to actually do that. Anybody with more toilet experience than I have? I'd appreciate it.

Love,
The Toilet Princess

3 comments:

Jess said...

I might have to take you up on that. Because, really, I'm totally sick of having a crappy template.

And Springpatch does that to a person. It ushers them in unwillingly, but gives them a big Ozark hug to keep them there. :o)

Has it really been a year?

B said...

I'm proud to say I found a temporary fix for the damned toilet.


I am like McGuyver with a few sheets of toilet paper.

NowhereGirl said...

Hi sweetie... I bought an amazing Halloween costume =)