Now this, this is worth every penny:
I suggest that anyone looking for a perfect gift for someone who has everything put some money towards a few chicks (or, hell, why not a water buffalo?), rather than buying that tie for your dad. After all, doesn't he have at least thirty? And he doesn't wear them all, anyway. You should know that by now.
(Although I still think this is probably the most moving charity I have come across in the past few years, I think it's possible that I'm just jealous of the poor people that might get flocks of ducks for Christmas this year. I want a flock of ducks.)