Goondight: Or, Why I Love Brown*

bmb: please oh please god tell me you're really there, and just invoking the stealth settings clause
bmb: PLEASE
bmb: because, life in yahoo is about to make me talk to tom cruise about alternate therapies for depression
sfd: ohhhhh
sfd: i'm here
bmb: hahahahaha
bmb: suhweeeeeet
bmb: oh, you are my angel
bmb: how's bugsy?
sfd: he's good

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sfd: oh, do you read finslippy?
bmb: gosh, no, who's that?
(note how she assumes that "finslippy" is a person)
sfd: lol
sfd: let me find it
bmb: suhweet
bmb: yes
sfd: http://finslippy.typepad.com/finslippy/
sfd: she's probably my favorite
bmb: heh. looks good so far
bmb: omg the internet is a fucking DREAMWORLD
sfd: http://finslippy.typepad.com/finslippy/2004/06/why_i_could_nev.html
sfd: this one's my favorite
sfd: totally read it
bmb: so many crazy witty people, so little time
sfd: i know, it's fucking fantastic, isn't it?
bmb (11/17/2005 11:22:10 PM): lol@ their dying wish
sfd (11/17/2005 11:22:38 PM): OH GOD WHERE WAS ITS HEAD
bmb (11/17/2005 11:22:47 PM): LMAO
bmb (11/17/2005 11:22:50 PM): hahahahaha
sfd (11/17/2005 11:23:11 PM): you risk it landing somewhere on your person, and that as we all know leads to death, because there’s no reason to live once that happens.
bmb (11/17/2005 11:23:16 PM): " there's no reason to live once that happens
bmb: hahahhaha
bmb: ^5
sfd: ^5
sfd: we rock
bmb : holy crap i'm peeing my pants

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bmb (11/17/2005 11:24:49 PM): " make a wish foundation"
sfd (11/17/2005 11:25:00 PM): when a waterbug has emerged for its Make a Wish Foundation moment
sfd: GOD we rock
bmb: hahahahaha
sfd: i just told bugs we have to come up by you for our next vacation
bmb: see, it's scarey. we share a brain
sfd: we can sit around and read blogs aloud to one another
sfd: it'll be so romantic
bmb: Trying!to find! an exit!
sfd: lmao!
bmb (11:26:21): HAHAHAHAHAHA
sfd (11:26:23 PM): HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
bmb: oh dear jesus. thank you. my sweet. for saving my night. that was THE BEST
bmb: lmao
bmb: "there will always be another"
sfd: lmao
bmb: yes, that will be our drill. we'll read blogs to one another
sfd: i can't wait
bmb: okay, i'll find something lovely for you, for next whenst we meet
bmb: heh
sfd: that sounds perfect
bmb: thanks for talking, even though you're tired and shit
bmb: i'm gonna go kick boys' ass and get him to bed
sfd: alright dude
bmb: you go kiss mr sunny and all that
sfd: i'll have more chances to talk to you
bmb: heh
sfd: now that i've got my sticky old computer set up
bmb: so fucking sweet, the stickiness of it all

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bmb: talk to you soon
sfd: goondight

Note the timing on some of those references. Uncanny, isn't it? At least I share a brain with someone fantastic. If you haven't already, you should read her blog.

*Edited for content and to run in time allotted**, but not for language. Never for fucking language. It'd take too fucking long.

**Time allotted is the time most people would spend reading my ridiculous instant messages before digging their eyes out with their own toenails. Give or take a few minutes. No one's perfect.