Thursday, December 8


From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.
I Suck and I Ate Your Dinner

Please forgive me and also feel free to get something from somewhere
on your way home. Christmas present will be wrapped
extra-extravagantly to make up for my indiscretion. Love you.


From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

So what kind of sandwich was it, just out of curiosity? Now I'm hungry, woman!


From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Uh, it was a BL. You know, like that one popular sandwich, only
without the T. Because they're slimey and red and that's a
color/texture combo I don't like eating.

From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

You successfully grossed me out. I don't know if I'm hungry anymore.

...but I'll be stopping at some fine dining establishment on the way home…

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Hmm.. which one? I ate your sandwich for lunch, you know ;)

From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

Sure you did…..;) I bet you just ate it after thinking how hungry I'd
be when I got home :)

I don't know where I'm going. Braums or wendy's.

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Nuh-uh! I thought that right after I popped the last piece in my mouth.

If you go to Wendy's, do you think you could afford a cheeseburger and
some chicken nuggets with honey for me? Pretty please with a black
[item I made my brother for Christmas] on top? (As soon as I
can get more yarn?)

Love you to bits, Brucie

From: Shady
To: Sarah
Subject: You

Would you be interested in trading pics?? I would love to see more of
your hot body...

From: Sarah
To: Shady
Subject: RE: You


Thanks for the compliment, but no, I don't want to share pics of my
hot body. I'm just not comfortable with that, and I'm pretty sure my
husband wouldn't like it, either.



LostNotFound1980 said...

Pictures of your hot body eh? Very interesting.... Yeah, I have recently allowed pictures of my body to be taken. Somewhat worried about their destination but now it is done.

You don't like tomatoes? You know a lot of people don't but yet they eat ketchup and spaghetti sauce which are made from tomatoes. I do not get this.

Please explain if you can

sunny said...

Ketchup is one of those things that were I to first try it now, I'd probably find it repulsive, and yet it's so ingrained in my American memory, I can't rid myself of it. I know, poor excuse.

Spaghetti sauce, however, doesn't have the texture of tomatoes at all - raw tomatoes have this cold, slimey texture, and the seeds are like little goo-covered pellets. I just can't get over that.

I also love tomato soup and chili.. basically all things cooked tomato, I'm fine with.

Interesting fact, I'm aslo not a fan of lunchmeat - I guess I just don't prefer cold food. I'd rather eat warm things.

sunny said...

You didn't take them yourself? You brave thing!