Thursday, December 8

Correspondances

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.
I Suck and I Ate Your Dinner

Please forgive me and also feel free to get something from somewhere
on your way home. Christmas present will be wrapped
extra-extravagantly to make up for my indiscretion. Love you.

Me

From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

So what kind of sandwich was it, just out of curiosity? Now I'm hungry, woman!

:)

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Uh, it was a BL. You know, like that one popular sandwich, only
without the T. Because they're slimey and red and that's a
color/texture combo I don't like eating.

From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

You successfully grossed me out. I don't know if I'm hungry anymore.

...but I'll be stopping at some fine dining establishment on the way home…

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Hmm.. which one? I ate your sandwich for lunch, you know ;)

From: Bruce S.
To: Sarah S.

Sure you did…..;) I bet you just ate it after thinking how hungry I'd
be when I got home :)

I don't know where I'm going. Braums or wendy's.

From: Sarah S.
To: Bruce S.

Nuh-uh! I thought that right after I popped the last piece in my mouth.

If you go to Wendy's, do you think you could afford a cheeseburger and
some chicken nuggets with honey for me? Pretty please with a black
[item I made my brother for Christmas] on top? (As soon as I
can get more yarn?)

Love you to bits, Brucie

From: Shady
To: Sarah
Subject: You

Would you be interested in trading pics?? I would love to see more of
your hot body...

From: Sarah
To: Shady
Subject: RE: You

Hey,

Thanks for the compliment, but no, I don't want to share pics of my
hot body. I'm just not comfortable with that, and I'm pretty sure my
husband wouldn't like it, either.

Sorry

3 comments:

LostNotFound1980 said...

Pictures of your hot body eh? Very interesting.... Yeah, I have recently allowed pictures of my body to be taken. Somewhat worried about their destination but now it is done.

You don't like tomatoes? You know a lot of people don't but yet they eat ketchup and spaghetti sauce which are made from tomatoes. I do not get this.

Please explain if you can

sunny said...

Ketchup is one of those things that were I to first try it now, I'd probably find it repulsive, and yet it's so ingrained in my American memory, I can't rid myself of it. I know, poor excuse.

Spaghetti sauce, however, doesn't have the texture of tomatoes at all - raw tomatoes have this cold, slimey texture, and the seeds are like little goo-covered pellets. I just can't get over that.

I also love tomato soup and chili.. basically all things cooked tomato, I'm fine with.

Interesting fact, I'm aslo not a fan of lunchmeat - I guess I just don't prefer cold food. I'd rather eat warm things.

sunny said...

You didn't take them yourself? You brave thing!