Tuesday, January 24

Ass, and Titties: A Contest!

This weekend, I had the pleasure of listening to a whole new set of music. You gotta love someone that has "Ass, Disc 1" and "Ass, Disc 2" in their car for your listening pleasure. Someone who makes CD's full of music devoted to the ass is my kind of girl. Abbie, I love you.



Neon kept blinking, but hopefully you can see her eyeballs. She's got such pretty eyes. Abbie posed for about five minutes with food on herself for that picture. I love Abbie.

OH! Take a good hard look at that poor Jessica doll, yo. Is that not simultaniously the saddest and funniest thing you've seen all week? Seriously? I about pissed my pants.

Contest: Email me with the most memorable line from the movie character that doll reminds you of. Abbie and anyone who's heard the story is disqualified. Tomorrow I'll post the story, and put the winner in the sidebar for as long as it takes for me to remember to take it off again. (Probably pretty long-term, haha.) I'll email you back and make you send a picture, if I don't already have one.

*Edited to add: Uh, contest ends when I say it does. Probably as soon as I have more than one answer, because that's more fun.

3 comments:

susan said...

"And Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed". Quasimodo."

Jess said...

Why is the Jessica doll the one that is misshapen? I take a little bit of offense. We Jessicas don't have much going for us in the entertainment world (unless you count Jessica Lange, which I don't), and now the creator of false Barbies must impress upon the youth of today that all Jessicas are freaks with smushed faces and drooping eyes. *sigh*

Anyway...the line that comes to mind for me?

"The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white."

She's exorcist Jessica.

Sunny said...

Nope! You're all not correct (yet!). Keep trying!

PS: Hey, email me the answers, silly people. If you post it here, everyone knows it and the contest isn't any good anymore. Sheesh.

sunnyfreakingday AT gmail DOT com