Wednesday, February 1


B: Give me some fries.

S: Not until we get home.

B: Give me some fries. Or: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

S: You didn't marry me so you'd get some fries.

B: No, I married you because you come from a fry family. You appreciate the importance of fries.

S: Oh, so you've seen the pictures?

(A conversation in the future: Took place for real on Feb. 4, 2006.)

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