B: Give me some fries.
S: Not until we get home.
B: Give me some fries. Or: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
S: You didn't marry me so you'd get some fries.
B: No, I married you because you come from a fry family. You appreciate the importance of fries.
S: Oh, so you've seen the pictures?
(A conversation in the future: Took place for real on Feb. 4, 2006.)
No comments:
Post a Comment