I just cleaned out my car, the one I'm not going to be driving anymore. I'm sad to say that I had a LOAD of incomprehensible junk in there.
Clothes. [a pair of shorts, a tank top, a pair of underwear, two pairs of socks, my favorite sweater jacket, a hooded sweatshirt, a light jacket that says "Larry" on the left breast, a pair of pants.. the socks were clean, mind you. They were emergency-I-need-socks-for-work-and-I'm-late socks.]
Reciepts [grocery store (aproximately 5,000), gas station (aproximately 50,000), and liquor store (aproximately 5,000,000).]
Beverage Containers [cans (8), 20 oz bottles (20), and 2 liter (one, it was circa 2001, free with a pizza once. Most of them were 1/2 full, the 2 liter still sealed. I threw it away, fearing for my life if it was opened.]
Tent [one, neatly folded in the box, forgotten since 2 summers ago, had wondered where it was for almost that long.]
Board Games [two, only one of which was in the box.. the other was strewn about my trunk.]
Air Fresheners [3. One on the floor, soaked full of unnamed substance, two hanging from the rearview, which had been there when I got the car.]
Coins [$3.46 worth.]
Cigarette Packs [300. All on the floor. All empty. Some from before I quit. More from after I re-started.]
Cases of Beer Bottles [3. Two non-returnable boxes, empty. One box of returnable bottles, 1/2 of which are missing.]
Fast Food Remnants [too numerous to count.]
Please tell me about some gross stuff in your car, so that I don't feel so bad!