Monday, June 21

i feel liberated

i went to walgreens, and purchased not one, but TWO embarrassing products, and looked the clerk in the eye, and had a bit of conversation with her, too. this is a monumental day, things will happen today. this is going under "Pretty Damn Good". i suppose you'll have to ask, because although i feel liberated, i'm not really actualized enough to tell the world what my embarrassing products were. No, condoms don't count. if i were buying condoms, that wouldn't be something to be embarrassed about. i'd be really proud, actually. celibacy sucks.

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