the reason i love this shirt is that it is a private joke between myself and.. myself. i love it because it lets me laugh at myself, every time i think about it. it says something cool, and that's nice. people generally think it's amusing. but it probably doesn't occur to them why it's amusing to ME.
to quote a great man (homer, i believe): "It's funny cause it's true.
the playboy i mentioned, and the bachelor.. and one other guy, the one i rubbed feets with, who did it too. they were in a band. you'll see what i mean when i show you the shirt.