Wednesday, July 14

i can't believe my mom actually reads aloud her silly forwards. no, that's not right. i can. but see, the difference is, i only read the funny stuff, not the whole thing.

curtesy of aunt R:

where do you find a dog with no legs?--- right where you left him

how are a texas tornado and a mississippi divorce similar?--- someone's gonna lose a trailer.

what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?--- anybody can roast beef.

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