Porn on the Cob (the same as below, organized differently.. and with slightly different information)

i didn't actually get any porn.. let it be known.. "Sometimes, you're even too drunk for porn."

Jeff: Sarge, mr school. we had a good time, he flirted with me, and i turned him down. not because he's old, because i'd risk the wrath of kelly. that made him pleased. i'm happy to make him pleased.

Brian: said hi, mom told me his wifey-to-be is preggers. not good, but i hope he doesn't let things limit him. he deserves so much, i hope he doesn't let himself get any less than he's worth. i told him that, but i'm not sure how it came out, i was pretty wasted at that point. it was done well, i know that - it's not the method of delivery that i'm concerned about, it's the message itself.

Justin: had a good time. got wasted. satisfied my mommy instinct that i get, after bar close. he let me baby him on the ride home, it was very very nice. good to be able to do that, and not have the guy assume i'll be sleeping with him afterwards. although... but that's something i'll get to later on.

Robby: was amazing. we danced, we cavorted. it was so great. best little brother EVER.

Sarah (not me): wonderful girl, beautiful. so great. why do girls who are that gorgeous think they're ugly and fat? that's INSANE. i hope she goes far, too. or at least gets what she wants. i hope she calls me, too.. i gave her my number. vaguely remember that much.

Rich: let my brother steal his hat. robby's new prized posession. not for the hat, but for the story. it's a wonderful thing.

Mark: voted class clown of his graduating class (along with Sarah - haha! i found me a good croud last night, i surely did). danced with me, and i let him. "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" will always remind me, now. it was a great time. i waited until the song was over before i told him i was seeing someone. i wanted that little bit of time, because it was wonderful - great times - but i wanted to let him know he'd best be focussing elsewhere, afterwards. didn't want him wasting his energy on me, there were more willing pieces of ass around. that one song was great, though. i hope we can be friends. (even if it might mean he'll keep trying to convince me to "Go home with me, it'll be ok. nothing will happen.. i've got lots of couches, you two (the sarahs!) can just hang out. it'll be fun." i love how any guy i'm even slightly attracted to, i can see instantly that the reason for my attraction is a part of them that reminds me of you. i love that you'll read this and be ok, because there's no reason to worry, baby, never. things are good, and i know you know i wouldn't let things go.. there's a line, and it's very well defined. i hope you realize that.

Sarah (me, this time!): drunk, totally drunk. having such a wonderful time, it'd be hard to describe it. it's the sort of time you'll remember forever, and now i will. it's a great great thing, and i love it. yay, me! got to baby justin on the ride home, as he fell asleep on my shoulder. crawled into bed with mom, then woke up to go pee.. ended up in bed between my brother and justin (LOL!) somehow. i don't remember any of it, it's all hearsay, as far as i'm concerned. justin DID inform me that when i plopped into bed with the two of them, i kept shaking him awake, and saying, "Bruce! (mumblemumblemumble).. " i was telling you stories in my drunken-stupor-sleep, B. my drunken brain couldn't comprehend that you weren't there, either on the phone or right next to me, and i wanted to talk to you as i fell asleep. i don't remember any of it, but it made me happy, to hear it, and i hope it makes you happy, too.