Disclaimer: Do not click on the first link unless you are entirely aware of the female anatomy and processes and comfortable enough with them to not be disgusted by feminine products. Fair warning.
Here's a little something for the ladies. I personally found it when I was 17, forgot it existed, and rediscovered it. My personal thoughts are that it's too good not to share.
For the rest of you sock monkeys, Here's a little something not quite as intimidating. Enjoy.